Wishing You Well

I hope everyone is staying safe and well during these crazy times. As someone who has caught pneumonia the last three years, lung infections are not fun. Wash your hands, wear a mask and together we can beat this. Murdering store workers, assaulting parks rangers and marching on state buildings with rifles is not how we beat this. Be better than we were before, else this was all for nothing.

Robot Chicken – Sketch One: The Continuing Adventures of Thanos

One of my dreams is to write for Robot Chicken. And while I face a reality where that most likely won’t happen, please enjoy some of the skits I’ve written.

“The Continuing Adventures of Thanos”

The battle at the end of Avengers: Infinity War is in full swing. THANOS snaps his fingers. Half the universe disappears.

CUT TO: various survivors crying and panicked.
We will rebuild!

CUT TO: Thanos sitting on a park bench.

Well, that was fun. Now what?”

A vacation brochure blows on to his feet. He snaps his fingers!


CUT TO: various survivors. Half disappear.

What the hell?

CUT TO: Thanos is standing on on the curb with suitcases and snaps his fingers to flag down a taxi.

CUT TO: various survivors. Half disappear.

Aw come on!

CUT TO: Thanos is sitting on a beach lounger. He sees a waiter and snaps his fingers.

CUT TO: various survivors. Half disappear.

Are you effing serious?

CUT TO: Thanos is on a dance floor. He is snapping his fingers in time to the music.

CUT TO: various survivors. Half disappear. Then half more. Then another half and another. Defeated sighs.

CUT TO: a dance floor, Thanos is the only one left. He snaps his fingers one more time and the left side of his body disappears


He topples to the floor.

Comicones is Now an Official Star Trek Licensee

I received word from CBS and Teepublic yesterday that Comicones is now an official licensee of Star Trek. This brings my list of licenses to seven, including:

  • Star Trek (including all movies and TV series)
  • Jay and Silent Bob
  • Rick and Morty
  • Captain Scarlett and the Mysterons
  • Thunderbirds
  • Over The Garden Wall
  • UFO

More official licenses will announced in the coming months!

“God Just Wanted To Play Golf” Free Kindle Promotion

From November 8th through November 12th, “God Just Wanted To Play Golf” is available for free in the Kindle store.

As of 8:40 p.m. Friday evening, it is ranked 94 on Amazon’s top 100 Kindle horror books and ranked 2,770 Free in Kindle Store .

These are some great numbers. If you want to pick it up, please visit Amazon.

Your support is valued and appreciated.